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Roulette. This man covers about 20 numbers straight up, and about 8 splits on the board also. 00 hits
and he loses. He WALKS AROUND THE ROPES and starts looking under my table. In a mild panic I
call the floor over, floor asks "Sir, what are you doing?" Stupid says "Looking for that pedal you use to
stop the wheel!"

Blackjack
"Changing Dealers in mid-shoe messes up the cards."
Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha!
The next card to come out of the shoe comes out the same card no matter who pulls it out.
Quit looking for excuses for being such a monumental loser.

I was Dealing Three Card Poker one day to a man who was down on his luck and his funds. Obviously not
familiar with the idea of not throwing good money after bad, he places his next bet, shakes his head and
says, "I've lost so much money, I've got no choice BUT to play!"

Any Game, Anything, Anywhere, Any Time
To all you Stupid Gamblers:
DO NOT, I repeat, DO NOT lick your fingers before touching the cards, the chips,
or the money you plan on handing to your Dealer.
DO NOT, I repeat, DO NOT put the chips in your mouth. (I've actually seen this happen)
DO NOT blow on your cards.
DO NOT stick you fingers in your mouth, ears, nose or any other orifice
belonging to you or anyone else while you're at the table.
When you sneeze, sneeze into a tissue or your hand, and in any direction away from your Dealer.
When you sneeze into your hand, ask for a tissue, or wipe your hands on your own clothes.
Do this wiping previous to any further contact with anything your Dealer has to touch.
DO NOT wipe your hands on the gaming table. (I've actually seen this happen)
Please, act as though you're old enough to get into the casino.

Blackjack...a woman has an 8 and a 7. She asks for a hit, I give her a 2. She looks and looks at it and
asks me,
"How much is that?". I tell her 17 and she waves. I make 20 and she loses. First words out of her mouth
were
"You need to tell me what I have after I hit, I'm losing my money here!" I look her dead in her eye and say
"Ma'am, if you cant add 15 and 2, losing money is the least of your worries". She didnt say another word all
night.

Any Game
Don't look over at the winning number display on the Roulette table and say,
"Damn, I should be playing Roulette. My numbers are hitting."
Try to remember the four dozen other times you looked over there in the last
half hour and your numbers weren't hittimg.
Had you been playing all this time, you would have been broke long before now.
Wake up and smell the whogivesacrap.

I was Dealing Caribbean Stud Poker. The woman playing has a pair of Kings with a ten kicker. I turn
over a pair of Kings with a Queen kicker, and take her money. She immediately chimes in, "How could
you possibly have a pair of Kings when I had a pair of Kings?!" Of course I had to tell her, "There are four
Kings in every deck. Really."
What may seem obvious to some of us is apparently mind boggling to others. Stupid Gambler.

The Big Wheel. The Wheel of Fortune. The Dealer spins the wheel, the pins hit the flapper making a
sound like a playing card in the spokes of a bicycle, slowing the wheel down until it stops and a winning
number is called.
A man was watching one day, telling his buddy that the whole thing is rigged.
While the wheel is spinning, I hear the definitive proof being spelled out by this master physicist as he
tells his equally educated friend, "See, it's slowing down!".
Yes, Virgina, common sense really is dead and buried.

Any Game
Personally, on the subject of Stupid Gamblers and their silly myths and superstitions,
the only thing worse than Stupid Gamblers and their silly myths and superstitions
is a seasoned casino employee who believes those same silly myths and superstitions.
I guess experience isn't always the best teacher. Sad. So sad.

Craps-
Someone please tell me......Where else in the world can you get a "section 8" bet. (easy 6&8 hopping)?

Craps player bets $50 worth of prop bets, the highest odds on any of those bets are 30 to 1. Dice roll.
One of high bets win.
PLAYER: Keep up all my action.
DEALER: Give me $20 to stay up.
PLAYER: I'll show you how to play this game. I'm gonna get all that money.
You do the math. Who will get whos money?

Anyone who plays craps knows that there are field bets and there are place bets(you pick a number to
bet on). A field bets covers several numbers with one bet and pays at least even money. The most
commonly rolled numbers in craps are "7", "6", and "8". Of course if a seven rolls you lose. Yous can
also place a "6" or "8" which pays you $7 for every $6 bet. A player comes to my table and bet s $12
"6" and a $12 "8". Which if it hits pays $14. Then proceeds to place $50 in the field. 8 rolls, field
looses($50). But the player wins on the placed 8 ($14). So over all after that roll the player is down $36.
The dealer tells the player that you would do better if you place the 8 for $50 and put 12 in the field.
Player says "If I bet it this way I will win every roll". WHERE DID HE TAKE MATH AT?

In my opinion, in the context of what this website is all about, the only thing worse than a Stupid Gambler,
is a Dealer, Floor, Pit, or any Casino Management, who believes the same myths, superstitions and
rediculous babble that the Stupid Gambler believes. The Stupid Gambler is just that, a Stupid Gambler.
We like to keep them that way. It keeps those fools coming back to empty their wallets and purses on
our tables. But an experienced Dealer, one who sees this phenomena happening every day, should know
better. Please, if you are a Table Games Dealer, don't tell your fellow employees on break that someone
messed up the cards on your table by getting in, getting out, hitting, not hitting, whatever. You of all
people should know the cards are randomly shuffled. YOU shuffled them! Resist the urge to blindly
follow the words of the ignorant sheep you deal to. Try to let logic and common sense be your guides. As
for all you Dealers and others who truly understand the concept of "games of chance", thank you for
having sufficient gray matter.